Yesterday’s Guardian had a full-page advertisement for SimplySwitch, a leading independent price comparison service to help readers come to grips with the time-consuming and confusing task of choosing between the hundred or so broadband internet providers inflicted on the long-suffering internet community in this sceptered isle. After broadband speeds, dial-up is hard work. I have dial-up.
Growing up with the internet from its earliest days twenty years ago when I was a Graduate Student at MIT I have flickering memories of those early days but mostly I too have forgotten how much better everything has become. Installing a landline and an internet service were among my top priorities when moving into my daughter Helena's Welsh cottage a month ago for my two months stay while she was abroad. January’s job was to upgrade to Broadband. But all the offers insist on a 12-month contract. You can break it but the cheapest deal comes from virgin.net at £50 and BT charge youthe fill cost of your 12-month contract which is close to £200. I spent almost an hour on the SimplySwitch website...linked to www.guardian.co.uk/money ...but came away without the short-term contract I was hoping to find. Surely one of these hundred companies can see the market opportunity here? I decided to try again another day as I had work to do.
I have two ways of getting down to work. The first is my P-mode where P stands for procrastination. The second is my Q-mode where queue is what I don’t do...instead charging in like a bull in a china shop. Neither is very efficient but, what they hell, they work. I avoid writer’s block by making sure I always have several different pieces of work on the go. This too seems to work most of the time.
Today was decreed to be Blogging Day. I have run a daily diary before and I know the effort it takes to catch up once you fall behind. Here I was on the fourth day of January. There were to be two weblogs. The What I do all Day blog would be posted to http://williamshepherd.blog.co.uk while my Nick Leeson blog would go to http://holobolo.sprayblog.se . Once the two blogs were going it would be easy to slip into the style the few times a week when new postings were called for. But the first few postings would need time. Developing a style doesn't always come easy.
Work began in P-mode as I absent-mindedly flicked through The Spectator to see if there was anything worth reading. A year ago this would have taken me ten minutes and would have yielded nothing. Today was different. What had first caught my eye was an article by Corelli Barnett who runs the Churchill Archives Centre at my old alma mater. I had plans to talk to the college...and the archives centre in particular...about co-sponsoring an academic conference on cantonisation in September 2007...the 50th anniversary of the writing of The Breakdown of Nations. One of my first tasks was to find out whether Winston Churchill had ever proposed The Swiss Solution to the problems of Mesopotamia. My hunch is that he may well have done.
A meeting with Corelli Barnett and a rummage through the Churchill Archives would justify an overnight stay in college and dinner at High Table...one of the privileges afforded to alumnae of Churchill College. This and a day at the Cambridge University Library would make sense en route to Lund University in the first or second week of February.
It was mid-afternoon before I got started on my weblogs. There was not an article or a feature in the 31st December 2005 issue of The Spectator that did not hold my attention. Indeed all seven articles, the Spectator Archives feature and several other pieces went into my private archives...the highest score for any magazine for a long long time. I put this down to the publisher Kimberly Quinn returning to her husband after her dalliance with a New Labour Home Secretary on the grounds that the alternative explanation that I was turning Tory in my dotage was too awful to contemplate.
Once free of The Spectator I made good progress on my weblogs and was well ahead of schedule by the time I finished work for the day a little before nine. The only loser was a pepperoni pizza which found itself burnt to a frazzle while my thoughts were elsewhere...a fair trade for the sugar in my muesli.





