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Sunday 8th January 2006

by williamshepherd @ 2006-01-08 - 19:18:08

I am beginning to love Sundays. I have worked for myself for twenty five years and there is no need for us ownworkers to conform to the nine-to-fivers’ weekly mode of living and partly living (to quote T.S.Eliot). It got particularly silly in the nineties when Connie and I were motor-sailing the 30-foot gaff-cutter Vemara the 32 miles stretch from Rye to Boulogne every few weeks. We were both ownworkers but try as we might we could never lose the habit of leaving on Friday and coming back on the Sunday afternoon tide. The marina was empty in the week and choc-a-bloc at weekends. Weekday shopping times were more convenient. And the Saturday market finished at midday. But there is something else.

A few years ago I became intrigued when I read that different species had different heart rates. I had long taken the view that the only scarce resource 21st century economists needed to theorise about was the number of heart beats in an individual life. My thought was that normal life is measured in heart beats and we only fall short of a normal life because we feed ourselves with bad water and get diseased. Birds live shorter year-lives than us because their hearts beat faster. Think of ‘clock-times’ on computers...the megahertz or gigahertz that Dell quotes at you...and philosophically things start to get interesting. Slow computers do the same as fast computers but take longer to do it. This might explain why birds flash through a holly bush in the twinkling of a human eye without getting themselves impaled. They are sauntering in their own bird heart-rate time.

Anyway start thinking of the number of hours in a week and you have a sound basis for measuring the quality of society. There are 168 hours in a week with 7 hours of bedtime each day...and many people get by with less. So the 35-hour official EuroJobWeek represents less than a third of your weekly disposable heartbeat quota. Working hours can then get fitted into the other 84 hours...24x7 less 7x7 less 35 equals 84. This life grammar bears no resemblance to the work-life balance implied by European directives. There’s a surprise.

When I am in residence on Vemara...the Swedish king flies a flag over his palace to show he’s in residence so why don’t we all adopt the practice...I am just a 10-minute walk from the centre of Rye, a 15-minute run away from Heidi at Rye Harbour and 5-minutes stroll away from Hilden Gym with its work-out rooms, sauna and jacussi. For me it makes sense to hang out in town between 10 and 4 from Mondays to Saturdays. People are around. Shops are open. Phones get answered...I work from a mobile phone. So this is what I do. But remember ‘Hell is other people!”

Men my age are supposed to go to a place of work in the morning and come home into the bosom of a loving family in the evening. If you don’t you are looked upon as an idler and a scrounger. This opinion is confirmed if you are seen around town in the middle of the working day sitting in cafes. In fact my cafe hours are some of my most productive. I purchase two desk-hours for the price of a cup of coffee to read, scribble or talk.

My standard weekday routine takes me into town for my free library computer session at 11am with mail collected from my postbox on the way...access is denied between 1215 and 1500 hours. Errands and everything else that needs outside suppliers and services...lane swimming at the local pool, installing broadband for friends etc...gets tucked in around this daily schedule. An awful lot of work can get done between 0400 and 1100 and between 1600 and 0200...0200 and 0400 are the only hours when you are guaranteed to find me asleep.

Yet breaking away from the seven-day week is still not easy. There is a reason for this. You will not find it in the Judaic and Neo-Judaic (ie. Christian) sabbath traditions because it goes back further and deeper than this. Biorhythms come closer to the truth. But the individual who has come closest in recent times to finding the pearl among the swine is the Cambridge archaeologist Tom Lethbridge.

A couple of years ago I put ‘Tom Lethbridge’ and ‘T.C.Lethbridge’ into Google. It came back with no matches. Today there were 300. And to my delight (‘Vanity! Vanity! all is vanity!’) my article is up there on the top page. Careful experimentation with his long pendulum convinced Tom Lethbridge that megalithic energy follows the seven-day pulsating moon-cycle. That is why it has been so difficult to change the habit, not of a lifetime, but of millenia. We cultural creatives must learn to follow our natural cosmic rhythms if we want to reconnect with reality. Loving Sundays is not a bad place to start.

I started this weblog posting with the intention of writing about my Sunday with this as an introductory paragragh. Meini Gwyr was due to come up. I was there and touched the two (still) standing stones...there were seventeen a couple of centuries ago. But my self-inflicted word-quota may not be breached. So for my Sunday you must wait until tomorrow. Your only problem is that tomorrow never comes if you think about it. Philosophically this is almost as interesting as the tortoise and the hare. Douglas Hofstadter got very excited about them in Gödel Escher Bach. Put this book on your coffee table for your next dinner party. A Short History of Time has become a little passé.

Saturday 7th January 2006

by williamshepherd @ 2006-01-08 - 14:12:35

This week has been Blogging Week. My 850 or so words a day weblog has been taking up a sizeable chunk of my time. But that is always the way as you start on something new. It takes time to get your writing mind in gear and delivering the goods. I have some blogging experience to draw on. In 1993 I diligently addressed my attention for a whole year to writing two episodes of The Private Papers of Crocodile Uppsala every second Sunday. The discipline instilled in me at boarding school in Horsham probably helped.

At Christ’s Hospital we had a compulsory sit-down session at five o’clock each Sunday for writing letters home. One of the jobs the monitors had was to collect the resulting missives and send them on their merry way...not for censorship but to ensure compliance. How many parents received empty envelopes is another question. But a weekly log is not a daily log...and the Crocodile Uppsala pieces were four times as long as these daily pieces. But I have experience of delivering daily entries too.

I ran the Cinque Ports Letters as a weekly newsletter for two years...over a hundred editions...during 1991 and 1992 before turning to the Crocodile Uppsala formula in 1993. I have always referred to these as my pension. They have been laid down to mature and will be taken out, dusted down and republished in a few years time when the next generation of internet technology is up and running and can do them justice.

But I was not referring to them nor to my journals...I am now on Journal XLI...where I write on average two or three single-page entries a week. In the mid-nineties while in Stockholm I set myself a very specific writing task of chronicling the things I did every day. In practice I tended to bunch the writing doing half a dozen entries at a time on occasions but by the end of the year I had learnt how to do it. The trick was to scribble a post-it note each day. Provided I did this I found that my recall was pretty reliable a few days later. If I failed to do so I would be scrambling. It only happened once and it taught me a good lesson.

My technique is pretty similar to the one P.G.Wodehouse used. Sometimes his notes for a book would be two or three times longer than the book itself. But he was able to go directly from the notes to writing a final draft...the one before you start refining, eliminating and improving the individual sentences prior to heading into the editorial process. I have yet to experience a proper editorial process but think I would enjoy it. I have seen recently how the process has improved John Papworth’s book on Village Democracy due out later this year. The articles and reviews I write for Fourth World Review and Rye’s Own go through with little alteration.

Seven years ago my closest male friends often found me bemoaning the influence over my life of the monstrous regiment of women. When urged to be specific the regiment tended to become a fighting force of three...my mother, my daughter and my partner. After my mother died in 1999 and my partner in 2002 I changed my tune somewhat. Since then the female of the species have been harnessing their forces and the regiment has doubled in strength. Today dispatches were relayed to the entire formidable force. Here they are.

text exchange with Heidi somewhere in London
1200: In London for Hope’s birthday. Theatre. And a 50th party. Like the cd I sent? x
1430: Happy birthday to Hope from her step-grandfather-to-be...I can just see her face as she tries to get her head round that one...all life is there...there is a jigsaw present for her to do on yesterdays weblog...Friday 6th January 2006...if her nice Daddy will bring it up on the screen for her...go to http://williamshepherd.blog.co.uk and click on earthworms...xxx
1700: Sitting in the car at Glandy Cross after shopping...no cd arrived yet...enjoy your weekend...wish I could be with you...pizza, red wine and Richard Gere in Shall We Dance is the best I can come up with by way of some displacement activity...xxx

e-mail to my daughter somewhere in Sweden
It is my daughter’s birthday on Sunday. As she is away in Sweden at an unknown address...she started off with her mother in Knivsta but has since moved on to friends in exotic northern regions like Arboga...I sent her a birthday card courtesy of Yahoo Greetings. Yahoo lets you schedule your cards so they get sent on the right day which is useful as it means you don't need to remember to go to the computer on a particular day. You can have a look at the card here. And here is the text that went with it. 'I feel a bit bad not waiting a few years more for my first child...'cos it means you're older than you need to be. If I had waited until I was 35 for instance you would only be 24 today...and then all those freebies that gave up on you when you breezed past 26 would still be on offer...getting kicked out of Oz...that sort of thing. So it is Kierkegaard as usual for another couple of dozen turns of the moon. Many happy returns and here's to one more delightful year grappling with living in society in time and with yourself outside of it. Hell is People as Sartre was wont to say....but a philosophy of kindness is the way to go if John Cowper Powys is to be trusted. Daddy'